You wanted to hire Mike, didn’t you? Well, too late! He’s joined Mowser. Awesome! Btw, I took that picture. I demand royalties. Royalties, I say! Ok, maybe I didn’t take the picture but I take credit anyway since it’s in my house. :) In celebration of this momentous occasion, I’ve added a link to the Mowser-powered mobile version of my blog to the left column. And there was much rejoicing.

Paraphrasing Kent Brockman: I, for one, welcome our new mobile overlords.